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maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

slutformisha:

sixpenceee:

solunais:

sixpenceee:

Some followers suggested this to me.

The island known as the “island of madness”, “hell” and “the most haunted place on Earth” is being sold!

Here’s a quick, history behind it:

The plagued people were shipped off to Poveglia Island, a small, secluded land mass that floats between Venice and Lido. There, people lived out the last of their wretched lives together until they died.

Since the island already reeked of death, the next time an epidemic came along, barely alive bodies were dumped there and burned in mass graves.

In the 20s, a mental hospital was built to welcome the island’s newest “guests,” or anybody that showed symptoms of any sort of sickness, physical or mental.

Basically, if you had an itch, away you went to Poveglia where you’d sink your feet into the soil (half dirt, half human ash) and be in the company of over 100K diseased ghosts.

It didn’t help when the place was converted into a hospital for the mentally ill in 1922. Rumor has it, the hospital was home to a number of crude lobotomies, performed by a doctor who’d been driven mad by the ghosts. He later flung himself off the bell tower.

The Italian government is now offering a 99-year lease to whomever’s brave enough to take it over. The italian government thinks it would make a great hotel destination!

SOURCE

"Build a hotel" they said. "It will be fun" they said. 

The start of a real life shining everyone

I’d buy it

anyawaits:

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA


I can’t stop laughing

anyawaits:

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

I can’t stop laughing

mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying


Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop. Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

dacenguy:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

What. What.

dacenguy:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

What. What.

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

image

weeping-angelcondoms:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

I’ve never seen Dean look so done

Dean was just so done with everything in this episode

showerisamazing:

Highest grossing franchise in domestic history. 

i feel proud of them (and us)